# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
# Copyright (C) 2013-2015 Samuel Damashek, Peter Foley, James Forcier, Srijay Kasturi, Reed Koser, Christopher Reffett, and Fox Wilson
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from random import choice
from ..helpers.command import Command
abbrev = ["TCP", "HTTP", "SDD", "RAM", "GB", "CSS", "SSL", "AGP", "SQL",
"FTP", "PCI", "AI", "ADP", "RSS", "XML", "EXE", "COM", "HDD",
"THX", "SMTP", "SMS", "USB", "PNG"]
adj = ["auxiliary", "primary", "back-end", "digital", "open-source",
"virtual", "cross-platform", "redundant", "online", "haptic",
"multi-byte", "bluetooth", "wireless", "1080p", "neural",
"optical", "solid state", "mobile"]
noun = ["driver", "protocol", "bandwidth", "panel", "microchip", "program",
"port", "card", "array", "interface", "system", "sensor", "firewall",
"hard drive", "pixel", "alarm", "feed", "monitor", "application",
"transmitter", "bus", "circuit", "capacitor", "matrix"]
verb = ["back up", "bypass", "hack", "override", "compress", "copy",
"navigate", "index", "connect", "generate", "quantify", "calculate",
"synthesize", "input", "transmit", "program", "reboot", "parse"]
ingverb = ["backing up", "bypassing", "hacking", "overriding", "compressing",
"copying", "navigating", "indexing", "connecting", "generating",
"quantifying", "calculating", "synthesizing", "transmitting",
"programming", "parsing"]
@Command('jargon')
[docs]def cmd(send, *_):
"""Causes the bot to generate some jargon.
Syntax: {command}
"""
words = [[verb, noun, abbrev, noun, adj, abbrev, noun],
[verb, adj, abbrev, noun],
[verb, abbrev, noun, verb, adj, noun],
[verb, noun, ingverb, adj, abbrev, noun],
[adj, abbrev, noun, verb, adj, noun],
[abbrev, noun, verb, adj, noun, verb, abbrev, noun],
[ingverb, noun, verb, adj, abbrev, noun],
[verb, adj, abbrev, noun, verb, abbrev, noun]]
msgtype = ["If we %s the %s, we can get to the %s %s through the %s %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[0])),
"We need to %s the %s %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[1])),
"Try to %s the %s %s, maybe it will %s the %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[2])),
"You can't %s the %s without %s the %s %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[3])),
"Use the %s %s %s, then you can %s the %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[4])),
"The %s %s is down, %s the %s %s so we can %s the %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[5])),
"%s the %s won't do anything, we need to %s the %s %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[6])),
"I'll %s the %s %s %s, that should %s the %s %s!" % tuple(map(choice, words[7]))]
send(choice(msgtype))